My femsub: Imagine a house full of women all on the same hormonal cycle.
Gay friend: Ah, I see.
My femsub: At least one is weepy, one is cranky, and one is exhausted. We take turns as to which is which, and sometimes we double up.
Gay friend: You only need four more dwarves?
My femsub: Weepy, Cranky, Exhausted, Ballistic, Neurotic, Dissociative, and Dangerous?
Me: I’ll take several with a side of fries. And chocolate.