Fetish Art

Mary Tyler Moore, Dominatrix

Mary Tyler Moore, Dominatrix. Dick Van Dyke, submissive. Annie Leibowitz for Vanity Fair, 1995. (via Pin by John MacDonald on Leibovitz | Pinterest)

Ball-Busting Women in Mainstream Movies

Once in a while I need to let out my inner complete sadistic bitch. This fun compilation of ball-busting scenes is two minutes of nasty fun for me. Any male who isn’t a masochist — and some who are — will cross his legs and turn green by the 30-second mark. And yeah, I get off on that, too.

I note that the compilers did not include the scene from Jumping Jack Flash in which Whoopi Goldberg sinks her teeth into John Wood’s package. But you can’t have everything.

The Dread Passion of Cthulhu

Is it coincidence? Is it Fate? Is it my mermaid icon? Is it some nameless, hideous, wholly alien Being from beyond the stars, the mere contemplation of which drives the thinker into the squamous depths of madness?

Is it just that I got lost last summer in Providence, Rhode Island, home of H. P. Lovecraft? Or have the Great Old Ones noticed I play Arkham Horror?

Today we have multiple announcements that suggest the Elder Gods may be coming back, or at least getting more sex than they used to. Maybe it’s all the Viagra in the water.

1. Download a free ebook of all Lovecraft’s original stories. The blog post is fascinating, too. Not actually sex, although the name “Love” “Craft” has a certain resonance.

2. My good friend Molly Mounds at Scary Sextoy Friday features a matching butt-plug and ball-gag set so terrifying that I may never recover my reason. Yes, they’re shaped like offspring of the Elder Gods. Tentacles and all.

3. The estimable Cecilia Tan issued a call for submissions for an anthology titled Whispers in Darkness: Lovecraftian Erotica. I am so tempted by this; it’s a challenge to write something both Lovecraftian and consensually erotic, but I bet the stories that get in will be very hot indeed. (This is Circlet Press, after all. Their publications are always good.)

Mistress Lorelei is not an aficionado of tentacle porn, although she holds its originator in very high regard: Hokusai, the great Japanese artist whose iconic work may be The Great Wave. Certainly The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife is a fascinating image. But my sexual taste is, shall we say, fairly specialized, and the squid I like in bed with me is the kind that’s a small, stingy, rubbery flogger, ideal for use on nipples and balls.

As for the squid-like butt-plug and ball-gag set, that kink is OK. I’m sure the makers and users don’t grudge me my fish hooks, even if none of them actually want a barbed hook to pierce their glans. A siren has to have her fun, after all.

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The Spanking Mermaid

A good friend of mine recommends (metaphorical) codslapping as a way of dealing with male chauvinists, clueless fools, and others who would benefit from the impact of a large, cold, wet fish in the face. This mermaid takes a more fundamental approach, but it’s the same idea.

She looks just like me, assuming I were thinner and had a visible mermaid’s tail. Definitely the same expression.

This fabulous image is from the brilliant cartoonist HOB. You can see (and buy!) his work in person in the dealers room at FOGcon, March 11-13, 2011, in San Francisco, CA. FOGcon is a new speculative fiction convention featuring panels, writing workshops, book signings, readings, parties, free food, and more good conversation per square yard than almost any other venue in San Francisco. Yes, I will be there.

Celebrate Harvey Milk Day

Happy birthday, dear Harvey Milk. You still give us hope.

I am celebrating with tickets to Mollena‘s one-woman show, 69Stories. Not only is she a brilliant writer/performer, she is the 2010 International Ms. Leather.

Go forth and be as queer, as flamboyant, as unique as you are. Harvey Milk died for your right to be queer. For too many of us, the alternative was staying home and the slow, stifling suicide of the closet, or the faster death of addictions or the razor. But some of us came to San Francisco where we could be out and proud: freaky, passionate, kinky, and accepted.

Kinky Comic Books

The comic book art of the golden years was filled with sadomasochistic imagery. (Wonder Woman’s golden lasso, anyone?) That’s no surprise to anyone. But the fact that Joe Shuster, co-creator of Superman, illustrated an entire run of BDSM pr0n … that’s news.

But you won’t have to hunt through crumbling pulps to find hot images of Lois Lane whipping a bound Superman. She’s right there on the cover of Secret Identity: The Fetish Art of Superman’s Co-creator Joe Shuster, by Craig Yoe, the noted comics historian.

I haven’t seen the book yet, but the web site is fascinating.