Books and Stories
The Charm School Ebook
Author Lorelei
After years out of print, The Charm School for Sissy Maids is available again–this time as an ebook!
Perfect Service in Thirty Days!
This erotic classic of discipline and instruction includes feminization, service, and discipline. In a unique daily-submission format, it offers commands, exercises, and hints for successful service to even the most demanding of Mistresses. Learn the proper way to curtsy, to serve tea, to perform all the services of a Lady’s maid, to care for your Lady’s lingerie, and to attend to her most personal needs and desires.
Any submissive male willing to follow this program can be transformed into a dedicated panty slave and a winsome, fetching sissy maid. You’ll be amazed at the change in yourself! Best of all, you will learn how to please–and attract–the kind of Mistress who yearns to put up her feet and relax while you bustle about in apron and sissy panties. Of course, once she has inspected your work, you may expect some discipline–or reward. A panty cocktail? Or something even more deliciously embarrassing?
The Charm School for Sissy Maids is also a useful guide for the Mistress training her submissive. Full of fresh ideas for devilish discipline and delightful services, this guide will provide just the structured approach your sissy submissive longs for–and it may give you new ideas for keeping him firmly under your well-manicured thumb! Includes a table of services, disciplinary suggestions, inspection forms, and other ideas for heightening your pleasure–and your sissy maid’s obedience.
I need (A) some food — which I haven’t had all day, now I think about it, and (B) some sleep. Which I haven’t had in a while.
It’s nice to know I can still get to this place of total focus. And it’s amazingly wonderful to have The Charm School available again.
#Amazonfail — Amazon Rank Stinks
Author Lorelei
Amazon apparently had the bright idea of removing sales rankings from many queer books — a category that includes classics such as James Baldwin’s Giovanni’s Room and Heather Has Two Mommies, as well as LGBT-themed romances and books about Harvey Milk.
So who cares about sales rankings? The Amazon sales rank determines how a book shows up on a search. If your book doesn’t show up, nobody can buy it.
See here what happened when someone searched on the term “homosexuality” during #amazonfail.
Yes, The Mistress Manual is involved in Amazonfail. The print edition, that is. The Kindle edition is still ranked. And that rankles.
In addition to many queer-themed books, Amazon stripped the rank from some books of art photography of nudes. And some feminist books on sexuality, including mine. And even a book on sex for disabled people.
On the other hand, the Gor books are still ranked. Henry Miller is ranked, but not Anais Nin.
Do you see an agenda here?
The storm of protest overwhelmed the servers at Twitter and PW. And Amazon has just screwed themselves with a great many people who buy books.
Now Amazon is calling it a glitch. But it can’t possibly be. For one thing, the policy was admitted in writing by a customer-service rep. (For whom I feel the most profound sympathy.) It also started back in February.
Amazon has made a lot of money from me over the years–from my links, from selling my books to others, and from all the things I buy there. Not any more. I think some of that needs to change.
Teasers from “Broken Silences”
Author Lorelei
For obvious reasons, I can’t post “Broken Silences,” my story for Dreaming in Color. But I though I would live up to my reputation as a sadist and post a few teasers. These lines from the story may give you something to think about.
I like to drive my badge of ownership into flesh.
I stepped closer and slid my thigh between his, pressing irresistibly against his bound cock and balls. I lifted my knee a little, just enough to hurt, and said, “You wouldn’t want that, would you, love?”
I wanted him helpless before he could think about what I was doing.
The struggle isn’t just between my will and the submissive’s, or between pleasure and pain. Some of it is in me.
“I will not give an order you cannot obey. You can do this, love. For me.”
I fought the urge to hurt him faster, harder, more. I wanted to break him, but not all the way.
“I can’t. . . . I’ve never done that in front of a woman.”
Ethical Underwear?
Author Lorelei
Got this in e-mail from Jay Wiseman:
Well, as I imagine many of you have heard, Greenery Press is going through an exceptionally rough time. In brief, our main distributor went bankrupt and left us with a huge hole in our cash flow. We need help.
The press is offering some special sales on its books, but there’s something else going on. Two “something else” items, actually.
The first item is that it’s now possible to buy t-shirts, coffee cups, mouse pads, tote bags, and other items that relate to Greenery Press books. It’s even possible to buy “ethical slut” underwear! In addition to the above, items that relate to Greenery Press as a whole will likely soon be available. These items are interesting, unique, and fun, and picking up a few helps us more than you may know.
The second item is that a whole bunch of the Greenery Press authors, including me, have agreed to contribute a royalty-free short story or other work to a special hard-bound volume that will be called “Dreaming In Color.” This will be a fabulous book and only 500 will be printed. Right now, we’re giving people a chance to pre-order their copy.
For the full story on all of the above, please go to the Greenery Press website at, of course, www.greenerypress.com and all will be explained.
It looks like the company is going to pull through this, but we’re a long way from out of the woods yet.
Please feel free to forward this to appropriate lists.
You may know Jay Wiseman as the author of SM 101 and The Erotic Bondage Handbook. I knew him first as an author whose work I admired and relied on. Jay, Lady Green, Pat Callifia, Larry Townsend, and I were among the first people publishing how-to books on BDSM. Then we knew each other from the kinky message boards on AOL. (This is many years ago; they are long gone.) I always admired his direct, no-nonsense approach to kink, and we e-mailed occasionally. Finally, after I brought my books over to Greenery Press, we met in person. I was at the Greenery booth at Folsom Street Faire when a tall man with long hair and a beard flung himself at my feet, kowtowing. That was Jay. Since then we’ve been friends as well as colleagues.
I sent in my story for the new collection a few days ago, and I am still fanning myself. It’s been a long time since I wrote anything that was FemDomme/guysub in orientation, and I really let myself go. If I had had time, it could have turned into a novel. As it is, it includes all kinds of interesting little kinks, from chastity to CBT to caning to watersports. If you want to read it, your only chance is to get the new anthology.
Dreaming in Color Table of Contents
Swordplay – Deborah Addington (A Hand in the Bush, Fantasy Made Flesh) Lovely Vistas – Charles Anders (The Lazy Crossdresser) Triangle – Miranda Austin (Phone Sex) Daring: The Biography of a Kiss – Joseph W. Bean (Flogging) Patron of the Arts – Andrew Conway (The Bullwhip Book) Theory of the Big Bang: Introducing the Corps de Valets – Dossie Easton (The New Bottoming Book, The New Topping Book, The Ethical Slut, When Someone You Love Is Kinky) The Captain¹s Gaze – Tammy Jo Eckhart ( Justice) Pain – Janet Hardy (a lot of stuff) Tony¹s Dad – Sal Iacopelli ( Love, Sal) Broken Silences – Lorelei (The Mistress Manual, A Charm School for Sissy Maids) Love Rain Down On Me – Magdalene Meretrix (Turning Pro) Three Poems – Midori (The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage) Two Poems – Michael Moran (Erotic Tickling) How It All Began – Jack Rinella (Partners In Power: Living In Kinky Relationships) In the Corner – M.R. Strict (Intimate Invasion: The Erotic Ins and Outs of Enema Play) Two Poems – A.H. Swinburne (Bottom Lines) Blunted Affect – John Warren (The Loving Dominant; Safe, Sane,Consensual and Fun; Murder At Roissy) Liberation – James Williams (… But I Know What You Want) Convince Me – Jay Wiseman (SM 101, Jay Wiseman¹s Erotic Bondage Handbook, Tricks… To Please a Woman)
Not Available in Any Store!
Author Lorelei
Greenery Press has just announced the creation of “Dreaming In Color,” a limited-edition anthology featuring unpublished work by most of the press’s authors.
A must-have for collectors, fans and other aficionados of fine erotica, “Dreaming In Color” will help raise funds to restore Greenery to financial health after the 2002 bankruptcy of its former distributor.
None of these stories, poems and essays has ever appeared in book form before, and each author has promised Greenery their exclusive use for three years — so this is your only chance for at least that long to read new, hot works by: * Deborah Addington * Charles Anders * Miranda Austin * Joseph Bean * Andrew Conway * Dossie Easton * TammyJo Eckhart * Janet Hardy * Sal Iacopelli * Mistress Lorelei * Magdalene Meretrix * Midori * Michael Moran * Jack Rinella * M.R. Strict * A.H. Swinburne * John Warren * James Williams * Jay Wiseman * and more!
Guaranteeing the future value of this important volume are features like:
* Hardcover, cloth-bound edition with heavy 80 lb. paper * Exclusive unpublished cover photo by Charles Gatewood * ONLY 500 COPIES will ever be printed, in this edition or any other!
The cost for each book is $55, plus $3.85 for U.S. Priority Mail postage. (If you’re outside the U.S., contact Greenery Press to find out what postage will be.) We expect most of these to be presold before we get them back from the printer in March, so order yours now.
This book will not be available in stores; it must be purchased by contacting Greenery Press directly. The press can accept payment in several ways:
* Check or money order for $58.85 to Greenery Press, 3403 Piedmont Ave. #301, Oakland, CA 94611. * PayPal payments can be made at jhardy@greenerypress.com * Call 888/944-4434, or e-mail jhardy@greenerypress.com with a VISA or MasterCard.
The 500-book press run is expected to sell out quickly, so prepurchasing is encouraged. Contact Janet Hardy at 510/652-2596, or jhardy@greenerypress.com, with any questions.
Take a look at . I would buy it just for that image.
Good News from Greenery Press
Author Lorelei
Some of the hottest authors of erotica showcase their best work in a limited collector’s edition. The cover alone makes me wet. I can’t wait for the stories.
That’s a secret for now, but I’ll give you the FAQ on it.
- A very kinky FemDomme story. (Like that’s a surprise.)
- Of course. I would never write about something I hadn’t actually done.
- I don’t think you really want me to. But I’m that kinky. Maybe you are.
- Yes, in fact, I have to keep stopping to do that.
- Depends on how well you know me.
- Every single day, often twice a day.