Kinky Erotica
Ball-Busting Women in Mainstream Movies
Author Lorelei
Once in a while I need to let out my inner complete sadistic bitch. This fun compilation of ball-busting scenes is two minutes of nasty fun for me. Any male who isn’t a masochist — and some who are — will cross his legs and turn green by the 30-second mark. And yeah, I get off on that, too.
I note that the compilers did not include the scene from Jumping Jack Flash in which Whoopi Goldberg sinks her teeth into John Wood’s package. But you can’t have everything.
A Sampling of FemDomme Erotica
Author Lorelei
A few hot FemDomme Tumblr blogs. All are completely NSFW.
Sexy and Submissive displays submissive men locked in chastity and tormented by desire.
Strapon Bugaloo shows what happens when a women gets a chance to ram her strapon into a submissive male’s willing ass.
Skimble Place is an amazing collection of hot FemDomme images. Very highly recommended.
Diary of a Male Submissive is mostly a collection of male submission photos, with occasional quotes and other notes. Hot!
Bihappy shares pictures of enslaved males and cruel Mistresses, but also other images of women in various erotic poses.
The Dread Passion of Cthulhu
Author Lorelei
Is it coincidence? Is it Fate? Is it my mermaid icon? Is it some nameless, hideous, wholly alien Being from beyond the stars, the mere contemplation of which drives the thinker into the squamous depths of madness?
Is it just that I got lost last summer in Providence, Rhode Island, home of H. P. Lovecraft? Or have the Great Old Ones noticed I play Arkham Horror?
Today we have multiple announcements that suggest the Elder Gods may be coming back, or at least getting more sex than they used to. Maybe it’s all the Viagra in the water.
1. Download a free ebook of all Lovecraft’s original stories. The blog post is fascinating, too. Not actually sex, although the name “Love” “Craft” has a certain resonance.
2. My good friend Molly Mounds at Scary Sextoy Friday features a matching butt-plug and ball-gag set so terrifying that I may never recover my reason. Yes, they’re shaped like offspring of the Elder Gods. Tentacles and all.
3. The estimable Cecilia Tan issued a call for submissions for an anthology titled Whispers in Darkness: Lovecraftian Erotica. I am so tempted by this; it’s a challenge to write something both Lovecraftian and consensually erotic, but I bet the stories that get in will be very hot indeed. (This is Circlet Press, after all. Their publications are always good.)
Mistress Lorelei is not an aficionado of tentacle porn, although she holds its originator in very high regard: Hokusai, the great Japanese artist whose iconic work may be The Great Wave. Certainly The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife is a fascinating image. But my sexual taste is, shall we say, fairly specialized, and the squid I like in bed with me is the kind that’s a small, stingy, rubbery flogger, ideal for use on nipples and balls.
As for the squid-like butt-plug and ball-gag set, that kink is OK. I’m sure the makers and users don’t grudge me my fish hooks, even if none of them actually want a barbed hook to pierce their glans. A siren has to have her fun, after all.
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The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife by Hokusai
Hokusai’s The Great Wave
Renowned Sadomasochists: Percy Grainger
Author Lorelei
The Spanking Mermaid
Author Lorelei
A good friend of mine recommends (metaphorical) codslapping as a way of dealing with male chauvinists, clueless fools, and others who would benefit from the impact of a large, cold, wet fish in the face. This mermaid takes a more fundamental approach, but it’s the same idea.
She looks just like me, assuming I were thinner and had a visible mermaid’s tail. Definitely the same expression.
This fabulous image is from the brilliant cartoonist HOB. You can see (and buy!) his work in person in the dealers room at FOGcon, March 11-13, 2011, in San Francisco, CA. FOGcon is a new speculative fiction convention featuring panels, writing workshops, book signings, readings, parties, free food, and more good conversation per square yard than almost any other venue in San Francisco. Yes, I will be there.
Forbidden Images
Author Lorelei
These sexy film clips from the 1920s may seem G-rated now, but they offer some erotic thrills for the foot and stocking fetishists. There’s a brief flash of bondage. Alas, no spankings.
The Horror, The Horror
Author Lorelei
The whole ad, for when it goes away and stops searing my brain with its vision of despair:
Seeking Erotic Novel Writter (Long Island) Date: 2009-10-12, 10:37AM EDT Reply to: gigs-u3twa-1417627906@craigslist.org
Do you like Care-Bears and Unicorns? Seeking erotic novel writer to write a novel where carebears have loving sexual relations with unicorns. This isn’t a joke, I’m going to use this novel to teach her about sex. Topics include, safety, love, and threesomes.
* Location: Long Island * it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests * Compensation: 300.00 Per Book
Don’t blame me, blame Mollena. She tweeted it. And I had to look.
The Charm School Ebook
Author Lorelei
After years out of print, The Charm School for Sissy Maids is available again–this time as an ebook!
Perfect Service in Thirty Days!
This erotic classic of discipline and instruction includes feminization, service, and discipline. In a unique daily-submission format, it offers commands, exercises, and hints for successful service to even the most demanding of Mistresses. Learn the proper way to curtsy, to serve tea, to perform all the services of a Lady’s maid, to care for your Lady’s lingerie, and to attend to her most personal needs and desires.
Any submissive male willing to follow this program can be transformed into a dedicated panty slave and a winsome, fetching sissy maid. You’ll be amazed at the change in yourself! Best of all, you will learn how to please–and attract–the kind of Mistress who yearns to put up her feet and relax while you bustle about in apron and sissy panties. Of course, once she has inspected your work, you may expect some discipline–or reward. A panty cocktail? Or something even more deliciously embarrassing?
The Charm School for Sissy Maids is also a useful guide for the Mistress training her submissive. Full of fresh ideas for devilish discipline and delightful services, this guide will provide just the structured approach your sissy submissive longs for–and it may give you new ideas for keeping him firmly under your well-manicured thumb! Includes a table of services, disciplinary suggestions, inspection forms, and other ideas for heightening your pleasure–and your sissy maid’s obedience.
I need (A) some food — which I haven’t had all day, now I think about it, and (B) some sleep. Which I haven’t had in a while.
It’s nice to know I can still get to this place of total focus. And it’s amazingly wonderful to have The Charm School available again.
Kinky Comic Books
Author Lorelei
The comic book art of the golden years was filled with sadomasochistic imagery. (Wonder Woman’s golden lasso, anyone?) That’s no surprise to anyone. But the fact that Joe Shuster, co-creator of Superman, illustrated an entire run of BDSM pr0n … that’s news.
But you won’t have to hunt through crumbling pulps to find hot images of Lois Lane whipping a bound Superman. She’s right there on the cover of Secret Identity: The Fetish Art of Superman’s Co-creator Joe Shuster, by Craig Yoe, the noted comics historian.
I haven’t seen the book yet, but the web site is fascinating.
So Much Better than Brazilian Wax
Author Lorelei
I had big plans for tonight, involving the Boytoy, Karen, the Citadel, a series of canes, and half a dozen floggers. Unfortunately, I have been sick with strep, so I’m spending my days and nights sleeping, taking antibiotics, drinking chicken soup, and feeling listless.
I did get a little play tonight of a much less strenuous kind. Sometimes a subtle scene can be even more erotic than a big, savage Domme-aerobics lashfest.
Now, one of the complexities of poly BDSM is dealing with conflicting interests. Generally Redmage and I don’t have problems with that; our interests dovetail beautifully. He does elaborate and beautiful rope bondage and electroplay. I do fisting and vampire gloves. We both play with knives, but I’m the one who draws blood. We both play with canes, floggers, and paddles, but he’s the one with the awe-inspiring flogging stance and collection of custom floggers.
However, we do have a difference of opinion whether Karen looks better shaved or with her own luxuriant bush. This could be a source of conflict, but instead it has become a source of delight for me. Although I love pubic hair, I also really love doing shaving scenes. So we compromise. When she is shaved, I get to do the shaving. In between, she lets it grow, and I enjoy her thick curly chevelure.
Tonight Karen needed to shave; tomorrow she and Redmage are off to a play party. (Where I would be going if I were going out.) So I told her to prepare the necessities: a razor with a fresh blade, shaving cream, a basin of warm water, several towels, a washcloth, and damned good lighting, since the careful Domme does not trim a sub’s clit along with her bush.
Karen lay naked, legs spread, waiting for me. No bondage needed. She looked up at me as I made my preparations and laughed. “It’s that mad scientist look!”
Well, of course. First I soaked the washcloth in the warm water and spread it across her lushly furred crotch. Naturally, I had to stroke and touch and massage her mons veneris. It’s not necessary for the shaving, but it’s absolutely required by my pleasure. Much of the joy of Dommeing for me is in getting to play with my sub in any way I choose.
When her hair was thoroughly wet and soft, I spread a generous amount of shaving gel on my hands and rubbed them over her crotch, being careful to keep to the outside. Then, the pleasures and perils of the blade, stroking away the curls and leaving rosy, naked flesh.
Just think how erotic: a naked woman, lying surrendered and open to my touch, holding helplessly still as I caress her cunt with a sharp blade. Her breathless expectancy, her shapely legs spread as she offers up her cunt to me, the tender folds of her pussy gleaming beneath the rich lather and the damp curls — all while I slowly, carefully touch and stretch and shave every fold.
It’s a long, careful process, and the blade has to be rinsed often, but eventually I had done the first pass and was ready for the next. One more layer of shaving gel. This time the razor glided smoothly over her bare skin.
Now her cunt lay utterly bare and open, like a strawberry sliced in half. No hiding the full clit, the voluptuous inner lips, the three rings that pierce her. Soon it will be veiled again by dark curls, its folds and secrets open only to the probing tongue or hand. Then I can start the cycle over again.