The whole ad, for when it goes away and stops searing my brain with its vision of despair:
Seeking Erotic Novel Writter (Long Island)
Date: 2009-10-12, 10:37AM EDT
Reply to: gigs-u3twa-1417627906@craigslist.orgDo you like Care-Bears and Unicorns? Seeking erotic novel writer to write a novel where carebears have loving sexual relations with unicorns. This isn’t a joke, I’m going to use this novel to teach her about sex. Topics include, safety, love, and threesomes.
* Location: Long Island
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: 300.00 Per Book
Don’t blame me, blame Mollena. She tweeted it. And I had to look.
“Give us strength, oh Lord, so we can let our children starve.” – Roald Dahl
Teach who? Oh god I hope this isn’t intended for a child. I honestly think it would qualify as abuse. Threesomes?
Oh dear God – the visual images running through my head are just plain scary