People who do are more health-conscious.

I have a confession to make. I am not that crazy about vibrators. A little buzz from a vibrator can be a fun variation on my basic routine, but all the batteries in the world could go dead and I’d still be able to jill off undisturbed.

I learned to masturbate using fingers and imagination, and those are enough for me.

Well, nipple clamps can be a pleasant addition. And sometimes I’m just desperate to be fucked, deep, slow, hard, so a nice big dildo can help, too. And lube! Gotta have that lube. It feels sooooo good.

Ain’t technology grand?