The Horror, The Horror

Worst porn writing gig ever.

The whole ad, for when it goes away and stops searing my brain with its vision of despair:

Seeking Erotic Novel Writter (Long Island)
Date: 2009-10-12, 10:37AM EDT
Reply to:

Do you like Care-Bears and Unicorns? Seeking erotic novel writer to write a novel where carebears have loving sexual relations with unicorns. This isn’t a joke, I’m going to use this novel to teach her about sex. Topics include, safety, love, and threesomes.

* Location: Long Island
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: 300.00 Per Book

Don’t blame me, blame Mollena. She tweeted it. And I had to look.

3 comments for “The Horror, The Horror

  1. October 14, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    “Give us strength, oh Lord, so we can let our children starve.” – Roald Dahl

  2. October 14, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    Teach who? Oh god I hope this isn’t intended for a child. I honestly think it would qualify as abuse. Threesomes?

  3. October 15, 2009 at 2:36 am

    Oh dear God – the visual images running through my head are just plain scary

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