The whole ad, for when it goes away and stops searing my brain with its vision of despair:
Seeking Erotic Novel Writter (Long Island)
Date: 2009-10-12, 10:37AM EDT
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Do you like Care-Bears and Unicorns? Seeking erotic novel writer to write a novel where carebears have loving sexual relations with unicorns. This isn’t a joke, I’m going to use this novel to teach her about sex. Topics include, safety, love, and threesomes.
* Location: Long Island
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: 300.00 Per Book
Don’t blame me, blame Mollena. She tweeted it. And I had to look.